Yawn

john | Aug. 16, 2022, 6:47 p.m.

The power of those four letters.  It starts simply, Y.. you think it's going to segway into a YMCA song, but you would be wrong.  It instead slaps you across the face letter by letter.  Yawn.

Now, I don't know if the yawn slap was worthy of your attention.  It might of been.  One never knows in these circumstances if a yawn is in fact a acronym for something. 

It is instead something far more simple, but not too simple.  That would take away the entire thought process that had to occur for someone to name the act that word.  Then, they had to convince their buddies that it was in fact the word that represented the action.

That must of been a wild time.  Imagine being able to go around and just start going up to people "errrrrrrr Yawn good errrrrrrrr da..!"

They then ask you in their nice subtle, but refreshing tone "Did you say Yawn?" 

Because of course you only associate with literate vocalists when you are trying to learn the language.  Regardless, you say yes.  It is unfortunately misinterpreted as some sort of alien speak, and you get lynched.

Yawn.