Not really sure why It's taken me so long to get it working. Probably because I'm just lazy when it comes to this. I figure most people who actually care to read it probably only do so when absolutely overwhelmed with boredom.
Given that I also don't care if anyone reads this, it further exacerbates my desire to actually put more effort into the actual coding of a few lines of code. Although I'm sure at some point I will actually code it in, and you will get some awesome email.
At least you can sign up for it, so that's progress.