Are you going to have another kid?

john | March 25, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

I hate asking my friends who have kids if they are going to have another.  I don't want to jinx it. 

Since I think babies come from storks.  Imagine my poor friend walking down the street.  Pelted by a falling baby.  You don't want to be the dude that didn't catch an unexpected baby falling from the skies.  Media would slaughter you "coming of age father, dropped baby 'he didn't know was coming' on it's head"

"Stork states under oath when he lobbed the baby, it was calculated. Man was mid stride fully unaware, like all other men in history, that the baby was coming. Willful Ignorance of the law is a no defense."

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